小颖 发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15

搞笑求职2

面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。

姓名：English or Chinese?
年龄：Confidential
身高：Not related to the job
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
电话：Ericsson
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班时间：the shorter the better
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
生日：正月初七
经历：Fooling around all the time
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better

XxMIKExX 发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46

简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈

司徒锦绣 发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11

兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls

这两点不错呀~

XxMIKExX 发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50

应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
這個好~

李随风 发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12

学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
这个学历高啊

XxMIKExX 发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29

就象你咯~

司徒锦绣 发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02

已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company

真正的求职目的~~

亡灵 发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19

看不懂。。。

司徒锦绣 发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39

慢慢看`~

XxMIKExX 发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50

小强翻译~
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