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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据....
/ W6 P5 R/ m5 q! `! O: _# j惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。
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姓名:English or Chinese? - a& T+ Y. M& O8 d
年龄:Confidential - h- \1 [, c5 I
身高:Not related to the job 4 ~& [% j) t, ~! a- g) t% Q
体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after 6 h& p! C# [! Q" m' T
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific % k/ c6 F$ u5 X; g0 f
电话:Ericsson
1 S1 {* q3 f/ N2 M9 }2 I电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
8 p& n9 F0 B2 y1 p$ l. t上班时间:the shorter the better " a$ t' ?4 l$ G8 e1 v! R
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls + |* E: g7 s2 L8 u
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
- W! |" q Y0 e3 I. L语言能力:fluent in bullshits * z$ i. c. S4 }$ K; @
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping J& m$ H( F2 x
生日:正月初七 1 i8 M! w" j4 Z: D, I1 D
经历:Fooling around all the time / s" ^+ @) r$ I. o1 j0 u
曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific
0 w- \, t2 W0 B5 @3 J. u已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
8 w. `! O9 f) l8 n- ~4 ? A z6 J未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible ( B3 X8 a( k. g- w7 e& |, e
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better ( B1 ?; ^9 ?+ I8 n( A( N& c b
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