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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... 2 @, @7 O+ V- p* m
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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& N5 ^. \8 Z* F9 h姓名：English or Chinese?
6 }9 V8 v$ n- N+ ]年龄：Confidential
7 X: N7 V6 Z! A4 r: ~( c身高：Not related to the job
/ a" L/ {1 P k体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after 9 i, c! ?) V' b7 k2 g$ @
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific # B# x4 j4 y& y6 @( X$ e
电话：Ericsson , ?: G* q- F3 x% P
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls p/ k" i1 ^- z) N
上班时间：the shorter the better 4 q' h" f; v9 F& S7 `
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
; Q% d2 G- N9 i8 F1 T* O6 L$ z学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university E0 `1 e! J/ d" L5 i' v9 Z) G7 @
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
; ]* b, S: }% ~4 i& w兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
2 Y" c& Q$ Q9 ^# S% h- s生日：正月初七 / o0 Z, Y' z' S( `# {, a6 W
经历：Fooling around all the time
0 C, d4 R0 ?7 {5 c+ P曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
# y( y7 V2 l+ R% V已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
3 W* N% Z q' K- A8 f1 m$ A7 m2 J未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
l1 `7 B* f; h8 d希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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