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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
: T7 A3 i, v, ^0 s. p; [惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 # L% k" W% T% N4 P
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姓名：English or Chinese?
+ b" i+ g e/ a年龄：Confidential
, J4 Z9 T8 Q0 H* e+ \身高：Not related to the job 5 g$ _1 M# p V& U- ^! Q
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after + R2 D* U1 q! q2 H2 z6 |2 a3 h. e
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
" m* |4 i! L& T% G电话：Ericsson ; l, [3 S$ E! @0 l M
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
/ q. x% F1 p& t8 B6 q6 k) U上班时间：the shorter the better * {' d0 D# h2 h: o) T0 W! d
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls 8 @' G& n/ [9 E5 D$ p( L
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university ! f9 ]( p8 W8 u$ Y" T
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
# C( L$ ^. f3 R/ g兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
, {& W* s/ p B生日：正月初七
6 n. A' [+ V4 J% x5 a, d C经历：Fooling around all the time
/ Z" Y7 X$ |6 u7 {6 H" s1 q" l* t曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific 9 Y5 c; ~- P* w0 }, a1 `, `' ?
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company B" D0 n$ ~4 A
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible & A& r& ~- h2 \, ^
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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