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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... : v- L& @5 B' F L1 v
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese?
5 d% U& b; Y* @$ |' X( b年龄：Confidential
$ O; K8 w+ m$ E5 y, I身高：Not related to the job
4 n- m/ ^" u& l1 R+ Q0 G" W( l8 U体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after ' ]1 j: l* N, a
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific 0 a) U1 t- U9 p
电话：Ericsson
# d8 Z* J* |7 f3 v" x6 `2 K, R电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls * z) F; F% m. P- }6 A
上班时间：the shorter the better
" y3 S! K, y8 w应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
/ o; G9 W& t6 O学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university : f, c. v# G B
语言能力：fluent in bullshits ! {1 W3 I3 ?( x$ Y* }
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
' e3 b6 ?, X: A, T l" r1 A生日：正月初七
" H | y, J& u8 z, T$ A! X: Y经历：Fooling around all the time ! `4 G0 m# B9 B: A4 `: S
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific : Q6 U8 c$ d$ S7 {
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
4 J! E! ^6 H+ C9 i+ [+ _未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
; ?: @; h5 M: k; {8 d$ v希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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