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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... # k/ a" D! \5 t1 }6 w
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 , t: Q, D. b% {" n8 \* p7 ^
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姓名：English or Chinese? $ N) q! ]; G. S ~4 I/ ~! A
年龄：Confidential
$ ? X( _# i1 Z# l身高：Not related to the job 5 c4 }5 r k+ I0 Z- f, `4 f" n. S& p
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
- s8 Q; A. X' r- X" D: L/ |% }居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific ) u: n, S3 G/ r( q9 x7 v' P
电话：Ericsson
% J' i! B8 z9 C电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls 5 x9 D$ _% ]3 [+ j
上班时间：the shorter the better , `' x1 P4 |% Y4 h# _9 t6 A% s
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls ; A1 }: Y4 z- B
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university $ S* d' t! \- B. B: R; Q
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
% u/ @' e4 H, t6 o兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping 7 K2 _% p7 o( N0 C8 q# ?" i
生日：正月初七 ; W* N- @2 r- z2 q" L V( L
经历：Fooling around all the time
; w0 ]4 e/ M8 y6 |2 X+ x6 w5 |9 O曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
" g5 ]) l$ r9 B8 a6 H; i已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company $ d( N$ V8 D$ i/ m
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
* }2 e7 D3 q2 L- y C0 }% P1 P$ v希望待遇：Lesser workload the better 9 \& k2 \! @" A5 H6 U: z2 l. Z/ v& [0 P
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