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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... : l' U7 t* ~5 R- C, B' l
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese?
, q8 r7 m8 E) x; C年龄：Confidential ) [ R, U3 f3 k1 c
身高：Not related to the job
& H4 \8 x& O6 e) r- B体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
. r1 r2 o; p/ P居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific / v$ m& k# s% S2 S9 \9 x% a; v
电话：Ericsson 0 n3 ]8 q5 ?- }' @1 R' H2 @ `
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
6 `* J! V" ?$ s$ W8 H6 ~上班时间：the shorter the better 4 V* b9 N3 d8 ~. D, X5 _8 |6 E
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls - x+ W, D, H9 r2 ?1 u8 ^7 y7 h
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
- \) a9 V5 M. K G8 w e7 g0 R语言能力：fluent in bullshits
, T6 ]% c' k4 h# p+ T4 R$ r+ ^兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping ; r/ Y0 C6 H$ z" ?$ s4 J" \7 W
生日：正月初七 ) w$ x% V& J( v: {" X
经历：Fooling around all the time - F( _9 h) p) z. G* b1 p7 C
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific . Z) f& j$ S O4 v. f( V
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company ' v! B# j8 Y# K" S5 m0 B- G% w
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible ' y7 Q! K3 w( y# t3 g
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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