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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
; }- k8 p7 z% i3 e$ o0 b惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese? 0 F; |" K1 y5 |, Q7 o/ `& q; }
年龄：Confidential P, H8 ]) x/ x! Q7 [' Y
身高：Not related to the job 0 s" A& }1 A, W' ] k* y
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after ) P- ?& R1 N" q2 b6 f
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific $ I2 z" O5 }' J' ^
电话：Ericsson
" s' W5 J/ b; A; e! R& j6 b* ]电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
. G1 N& }6 V4 | a6 q7 c+ O0 |上班时间：the shorter the better 3 g( q( e& r4 _/ Q
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls 4 x, J' r* a* r6 {/ h7 w3 u% G: ^
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university % l" T) j% Q0 t5 e
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
1 {3 Y* w6 X1 f* `: I4 k2 C2 p兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
6 \( B9 r4 b: v* P5 h) d0 @, U生日：正月初七
2 }: g) D/ `# C8 P. [6 z经历：Fooling around all the time ( o# B \$ W4 x' D }" X
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
: ^8 `% Q6 f# h, M& `% ?0 ?已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 9 W8 e ^* L* i# e+ Z$ d
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible ! |1 V8 j2 R0 w6 i! h
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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