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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... , G& @' i; B2 T, m5 l. o
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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0 \4 b8 U& }8 R姓名：English or Chinese? 6 r' r& |) w* d6 M
年龄：Confidential
) X4 B, `+ J4 x9 L1 V2 {身高：Not related to the job
8 ?! d$ `3 J( A体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after $ C( u$ T( l" \
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific 6 m% f0 _& x' {" Q9 u
电话：Ericsson
8 w) W6 u [) f2 X电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls & `$ A" K ^) W' I9 m ]
上班时间：the shorter the better 0 D2 [ `, R2 |; @' c5 c
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls ) E, [0 B% B2 n' Q- ^
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university ; S! i1 Y- c( I9 G1 f
语言能力：fluent in bullshits + ^ ^7 Q. }, u4 |5 A3 g
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping " m- q: D: G. y2 W0 Z
生日：正月初七 7 c) D+ c3 ?7 s
经历：Fooling around all the time 0 x) v c3 s5 `& O' Y9 p* _
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
( O0 b& F0 o/ W D8 x% p/ v& T已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
2 z( F7 k" u- g: Z6 y' H/ b4 H未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible - g2 \4 W9 u; ]
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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