搞笑求职2

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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
5 A- J- i2 c5 W- }惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。

姓名：English or Chinese?
年龄：Confidential
) j' L: n/ ]4 o- ~身高：Not related to the job
* h) ]1 N; ?, h体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
$ U9 m0 u/ l' X3 A0 N0 x电话：Ericsson
: a0 C& l  N" e2 L0 t; u电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班时间：the shorter the better
4 E) P/ ]& I! [应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
* y- I- O/ N) D. O0 _2 ]* o. X学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
) \# }+ o! ?0 M( U3 l生日：正月初七
经历：Fooling around all the time
' E6 _/ p, y" I7 A曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
9 A$ ]5 ^! y* R4 m% N. Z希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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XxMIKExX

简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈

司徒锦绣

兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls

+ a/ ]  F9 u7 [  z) s7 F这两点不错呀~
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XxMIKExX

应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
這個好~

李随风

学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
1 v: U- Q/ l$ [这个学历高啊

XxMIKExX

就象你咯~

司徒锦绣

已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
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) V' T4 z0 @# s' g6 Y: [真正的求职目的~~

亡灵

看不懂。。。

司徒锦绣

慢慢看`~

XxMIKExX

小强翻译~