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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
7 ?) u. g* b! K惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese?
0 n' X# m+ d, ]: @' ~. J- ]. F% m; A年龄：Confidential % V8 G( f/ g* J, A
身高：Not related to the job
0 ~9 h7 r* h; M- n体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after $ j# c# u0 s/ x
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific 2 j$ A4 i8 `8 }! G# t
电话：Ericsson
# w" x' |* w1 g5 D/ b1 ]* s0 d电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
! o! o; o9 f8 X上班时间：the shorter the better
, f' i' M1 h( \& a& `8 `) A应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
' `: U7 D9 w) \* w z* ^学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university & I& A. Q5 _" X) D" F+ j, n8 \
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
; ^# L) \+ D& ?& A1 P* W& \兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
/ n& X% `+ O* w5 [2 j- r( Y生日：正月初七 ~8 D: g$ Q: g3 X% L/ u( f/ o
经历：Fooling around all the time 0 N) w" |, P: i8 h/ a% e6 W0 n* O
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific & O _/ N' y+ U* @7 c
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 1 \& F4 H: `. f) h
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
+ I0 E- U7 I5 ^% t I5 P希望待遇：Lesser workload the better # U- E9 D$ Y4 p, W- G
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