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发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据....
7 ?) u. g* b! K惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。
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姓名:English or Chinese?
0 n' X# m+ d, ]: @' ~. J- ]. F% m; A年龄:Confidential % V8 G( f/ g* J, A
身高:Not related to the job
0 ~9 h7 r* h; M- n体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after $ j# c# u0 s/ x
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific 2 j$ A4 i8 `8 }! G# t
电话:Ericsson
# w" x' |* w1 g5 D/ b1 ]* s0 d电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
! o! o; o9 f8 X上班时间:the shorter the better
, f' i' M1 h( \& a& `8 `) A应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
' `: U7 D9 w) \* w  z* ^学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university & I& A. Q5 _" X) D" F+ j, n8 \
语言能力:fluent in bullshits
; ^# L) \+ D& ?& A1 P* W& \兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
/ n& X% `+ O* w5 [2 j- r( Y生日:正月初七   ~8 D: g$ Q: g3 X% L/ u( f/ o
经历:Fooling around all the time 0 N) w" |, P: i8 h/ a% e6 W0 n* O
曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific & O  _/ N' y+ U* @7 c
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 1 \& F4 H: `. f) h
未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
+ I0 E- U7 I5 ^% t  I5 P希望待遇:Lesser workload the better # U- E9 D$ Y4 p, W- G
发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46 | 显示全部楼层
简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈
发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11 | 显示全部楼层
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
* X3 j- g6 Q+ R. _+ H7 G5 W3 `电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls * L* G! [7 f4 n% n

" G( V8 n8 w. \7 A) j- t7 u9 y这两点不错呀~
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发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50 | 显示全部楼层
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
! _7 e8 }1 x6 u5 R  A這個好~
发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university & c' P: f$ j0 x3 g* F; N6 b; ]
这个学历高啊
发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29 | 显示全部楼层
就象你咯~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02 | 显示全部楼层
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
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真正的求职目的~~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂。。。
发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39 | 显示全部楼层
慢慢看`~
发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50 | 显示全部楼层
小强翻译~
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