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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
0 f" b2 R% Y2 t( Z惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 & n l* p% e+ \; U6 v- ?9 R3 o
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姓名：English or Chinese?
) j! W- T7 C" X) \% {! L: R年龄：Confidential % z. J0 L4 l3 B- ]" A7 J
身高：Not related to the job
6 r' o: L5 G/ ^; ^2 F体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
% j# W5 m; N% s4 \ @7 W3 k居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
) B0 H1 x) Z( V. r' d7 t电话：Ericsson
& q, v5 K- E) J, G U电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls $ Q* x" r0 Z; C3 `
上班时间：the shorter the better / {9 |# n2 A% T# N) J$ ~
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
) N' r' U' N/ ], }5 j# Z- u学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university 2 K5 x6 s% k: A5 K
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
6 h& g+ W& m$ y9 C$ ^0 @0 F兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
! \5 V6 P k' ^; Y生日：正月初七 8 x. J' c4 }6 @0 k
经历：Fooling around all the time " L0 c. ^, f9 o" f- s# z
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific % I% U% h# V) K; c' {5 N
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
# O' W9 o# }5 B$ W2 s& W9 g未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible 4 q' P8 J6 i- o" E! o; T+ x2 s, \
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better $ ]% T9 y: L0 u# X" O
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