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发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据.... & q: z, B7 |/ H, _+ Q
惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。 * f3 ~7 v! G% v6 \5 n2 g  H% S
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姓名:English or Chinese?
+ E. ]6 h# U6 U8 R& _年龄:Confidential - n/ @/ b+ }% t, ^. \; G( b
身高:Not related to the job
5 f: D( z) l% q3 x体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after # D* w- T4 R1 m8 A2 t
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific - s) g; X/ @* }
电话:Ericsson
) P$ \- h. C) Q( @, O- |7 ~电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
2 I+ G# c6 h) ^, ]上班时间:the shorter the better ; y- k, o% k( ~; \+ U
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls % `3 V. v  H6 W& U+ F# o% A
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university 9 c* H. z! ]+ n5 N
语言能力:fluent in bullshits
# d* h- p- O; M7 x兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
5 L0 T1 E' P1 N生日:正月初七 . i5 Q8 n6 z& d  ]3 N) z
经历:Fooling around all the time
/ V9 |! z' o/ V; y: r4 @曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific 7 |4 n: m0 y9 A' p6 Y9 q  [
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
  Z% Q" U7 E% E% o: d" G未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
1 _. I4 L, `; n- E+ G希望待遇:Lesser workload the better
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发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46 | 显示全部楼层
简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈
发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11 | 显示全部楼层
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping / Y$ M: w  l$ `' O" X
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
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5 y$ T" Q: o) m8 d这两点不错呀~
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发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50 | 显示全部楼层
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls % U' q  k, n) y2 S7 f- z
這個好~
发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university 4 U2 Y9 C. O! r5 q! j5 j$ |6 K/ d
这个学历高啊
发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29 | 显示全部楼层
就象你咯~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02 | 显示全部楼层
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
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9 q& m8 P4 r% Z1 t" ^真正的求职目的~~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂。。。
发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39 | 显示全部楼层
慢慢看`~
发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50 | 显示全部楼层
小强翻译~
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