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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
6 w0 r h, n& j' O, A惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 8 e* w4 _: b. {8 X; B% ]) K e
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姓名：English or Chinese? ' s9 ?% Y) w) [4 r/ m
年龄：Confidential
9 h, Q# V- i. H" v身高：Not related to the job
3 m4 q. U8 z, p2 w) Y) b体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after & v0 S4 W! z. Q$ X7 {
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
! s6 g _2 {3 v2 A/ \7 c电话：Ericsson
5 k0 d3 z& P& v6 p/ A3 v. g1 p电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
' m1 S& H4 M* a4 b3 Y$ D上班时间：the shorter the better
! o( ?, k0 s' ^* \应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
/ Y' P% q4 \# G9 M ?% Z学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
: ]6 J. _1 q( q2 i语言能力：fluent in bullshits
3 c! P. w' O. E( I- a$ A# F. |兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
- U0 F" @" `0 `5 a0 m; x生日：正月初七 6 h/ Z( \- Y N" ^
经历：Fooling around all the time # S! x/ g( @' X N
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
) Y& s2 `) ^# K+ s7 {9 N- a已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 1 u0 B/ p, D% G0 J9 @
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible % Q I4 Z# c% h2 t
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better , G [! B* v7 O* x M
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