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发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据.... 1 J# g' [% N% B; Q
惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。 # X( N; E" L; n! c% d3 z; F' f

) p' r; i* f% O. H; s3 i. E) p' t姓名:English or Chinese?
; b; ~: N2 q4 W年龄:Confidential
6 o$ [+ _5 p5 K. a& R4 D0 A身高:Not related to the job
2 K" i& J5 n+ h' l; q体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after + }: T4 |' Q& R
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific
  @8 R! Z# r$ Y7 d: @: }9 n' `电话:Ericsson
# l6 h. Z6 }& a1 }电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
+ A$ A  U1 q( O6 O- S0 D7 T上班时间:the shorter the better 0 t5 v; d) D; m5 Y# p
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
* p  z: z7 y! N* b学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
( M& Y) ~3 n% ?2 S) z) n语言能力:fluent in bullshits
+ b  `4 C* o1 o) _- B兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping ' Y- s* q  |/ k. e  _
生日:正月初七 . H! C3 b) |0 D9 Y$ }
经历:Fooling around all the time 1 H* b7 x7 W5 ?* @
曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific 4 G  ?1 [7 _- H/ y, t+ A0 {; r4 Q
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
7 l. v3 h. t3 [* e0 J6 M" c未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
1 L! M# g# q7 J1 ~( w希望待遇:Lesser workload the better + B& @; {0 x$ c4 {5 x
发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46 | 显示全部楼层
简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈
发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11 | 显示全部楼层
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping ' V) Y1 E: h7 B
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
; {/ K! o! a" I8 l0 S1 e0 F
4 `) l+ b# Q% k" q8 r$ [这两点不错呀~  A% V4 w/ N$ x0 ~$ y& F7 n
发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50 | 显示全部楼层
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
3 q/ A$ ?! ]+ z. Y7 t/ v1 s% V& Z這個好~
发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
1 `4 A: e" w& T* m2 z8 X9 v这个学历高啊
发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29 | 显示全部楼层
就象你咯~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02 | 显示全部楼层
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company& J; X, Z' B4 G4 ~

9 q6 ~0 L  y  N) @: s. M真正的求职目的~~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂。。。
发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39 | 显示全部楼层
慢慢看`~
发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50 | 显示全部楼层
小强翻译~
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