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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据....
* P# w# |2 X, u# F惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。 & N, ?5 P4 v6 _5 D: w
8 m) b' j, q) y$ _* J$ ^姓名:English or Chinese?
9 G$ e1 o% H; R& S" U年龄:Confidential
( x/ A9 p5 ~$ H/ n+ W* R: j身高:Not related to the job ( s( b2 I8 X( c. w* o3 v7 s/ `
体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after
' q$ A0 Y# j. K; E$ m/ \8 T9 z居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific
0 G" \# i% J: W/ w电话:Ericsson 9 Z/ r2 O! g1 G) }
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
3 u x+ z& R% [上班时间:the shorter the better
8 b/ |, A$ L- D$ ]应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls , q- h9 j L" R) l6 S& s. A
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university $ V: J6 H: {$ V1 s! k
语言能力:fluent in bullshits ; O6 Y/ _, C; _+ _6 W
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
" }' L- o( Q* y# {" U+ G4 }2 Z6 x生日:正月初七
; P, n/ G' E6 q g' s9 B1 R! G. ?经历:Fooling around all the time " S, ?, ^+ c7 L% A- Q
曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific
- g2 B5 f/ Z: b n已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
/ F p& q# r0 `2 u未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
* M; t+ B5 U. w" N* x8 S! w3 b希望待遇:Lesser workload the better 0 R, P* ?0 \: x/ b5 v2 j' ~
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