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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... 6 l) D+ W4 c4 \2 H1 |+ M
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 2 [) R: X" ^- U5 }
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姓名：English or Chinese?
4 H* j* W( V- q; ~: ?& f0 e年龄：Confidential
7 T$ v/ {1 }8 G% R- H身高：Not related to the job
3 G" l3 c$ ~5 }9 C体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
$ E1 E% Z1 x/ c6 v: C" R9 r居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific ) z3 O! F8 `8 h. h4 }* Z4 a
电话：Ericsson
, F: ~' i3 ^) N3 ]电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
/ N$ Z0 o3 R8 l% E% F上班时间：the shorter the better . m) s2 b' `4 G9 ~
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
9 k7 M5 e' W0 h2 B' q: G学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university " h" E" o( N4 e+ ^
语言能力：fluent in bullshits 6 V$ A# u% s9 D! I% }9 @4 T* S8 X
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
4 W/ I2 s3 P9 x. n" ]生日：正月初七 % `/ G0 ~8 O5 P* H
经历：Fooling around all the time
1 `6 m9 j3 P! i7 N" d' h6 t曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
/ f u& I; K- N已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 5 q. F' F. |8 P3 \# T) p
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible . l( H3 k x9 A0 {' T1 L- M
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better , n1 j+ B3 C6 `; |' a7 }- e
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