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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... ; I: G5 Z$ Z! ?( B: r, D
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese? ' Z' M' ^; y+ E0 [, y- h4 K
年龄：Confidential & E! d, I" p6 p, L, ^) X4 m4 c- x# z) f* c2 M
身高：Not related to the job
- j, c E8 Z, @1 W3 ~1 x体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after 0 o. |9 M" r; t3 m
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific ' k6 L. \- a" l4 r. \
电话：Ericsson 3 ~' `7 ]0 h, C
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
; h. F) G6 |, q b, P& y: D上班时间：the shorter the better + u0 n, t4 z3 D" x! O
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
) ^3 `% S) r! Y) L r) t8 [4 d$ _0 A学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university & h! L; R7 e% ^5 D
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
' t9 B5 |& V- U兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
% Q# I( P# h8 F- z% O6 l* C% k生日：正月初七 4 N4 g' _4 O( m& x- Q1 v
经历：Fooling around all the time
$ u9 K& W$ C" t9 u$ E" F% R# t- m曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
# R; G3 F- }% M3 R& |$ B" ^! Z/ r* i- H已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company 2 z) F- Y; a h/ K4 Y$ C5 _1 @7 i
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
# Y+ O; Q: u* @6 {( i$ l6 Y, _7 D希望待遇：Lesser workload the better % t( G+ ]/ G, J6 a3 ^: J. H
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