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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... + y/ F" p: n; ]7 Q S; w
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。
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姓名：English or Chinese? $ `% C5 Y7 I. o" d& L* F
年龄：Confidential
. K8 k$ p; L) H3 W& l身高：Not related to the job
0 ]6 B$ ^6 ]* @# u1 K8 V/ y体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
0 ~( R7 T' H$ q/ H$ S7 v$ d居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific L" U5 |1 h8 Q9 P2 C
电话：Ericsson 7 R+ `, X( D/ o$ e# L9 f
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls & ^. {" }* W; w' ^5 [9 P
上班时间：the shorter the better
! a" C4 s& f8 q8 f: W应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
, \% N( v% `$ Q5 L0 l学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
! U1 `2 [. ~1 i6 |( j7 N# I语言能力：fluent in bullshits , E# m8 k' N4 ~2 m/ J4 ^5 b2 ~* t
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping 3 G1 J: R4 B" A2 l* c
生日：正月初七
) K+ v% {8 y; _) X4 j4 j经历：Fooling around all the time
4 c) Y. d; x& C! l曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific / M' l/ @3 o: |9 T
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
. Q5 }6 J& q% }' |6 ^3 @7 G未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible $ z% {/ K' ?7 ^: e
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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