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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
) b: I2 Q4 \4 m! N惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 " r6 q! y3 N/ `5 r3 _' _8 ^. x" M3 s
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姓名：English or Chinese?
" F4 V+ f4 {, X0 v+ y6 y; z, j年龄：Confidential
3 P; J4 w- H6 t! J! r身高：Not related to the job # \) v: h" C/ C
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
. i1 C1 l. n5 y+ ]! L居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
+ U' U, g/ `) f4 k电话：Ericsson
$ l' @/ [/ U- E8 ]; S, ]# H, `! i电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
4 e/ g& E. ^* Z1 f6 L4 G$ _上班时间：the shorter the better
- l0 \0 @* d, T: [9 T: P应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls 0 B8 g# I4 J& I0 | ]
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
5 u! i0 Q: f: z语言能力：fluent in bullshits
" H; | D2 r1 H8 m1 h& }兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping D* d5 q3 v. g1 ]0 B7 s! ?- o/ D
生日：正月初七 9 R* v2 e" k6 O
经历：Fooling around all the time ' \( L- w" c. Q7 z, t" N' q9 a
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific : a1 E8 g. J4 L, Y2 J" M
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company # F) T6 c# I/ N ^: h( I w3 k' a2 J t
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
, b7 w/ s' K w6 w# G z希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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