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发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据.... : v- L& @5 B' F  L1 v
惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。
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姓名:English or Chinese?
5 d% U& b; Y* @$ |' X( b年龄:Confidential
$ O; K8 w+ m$ E5 y, I身高:Not related to the job
4 n- m/ ^" u& l1 R+ Q0 G" W( l8 U体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after ' ]1 j: l* N, a
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific 0 a) U1 t- U9 p
电话:Ericsson
# d8 Z* J* |7 f3 v" x6 `2 K, R电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls * z) F; F% m. P- }6 A
上班时间:the shorter the better
" y3 S! K, y8 w应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
/ o; G9 W& t6 O学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university : f, c. v# G  B
语言能力:fluent in bullshits ! {1 W3 I3 ?( x$ Y* }
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
' e3 b6 ?, X: A, T  l" r1 A生日:正月初七
" H  |  y, J& u8 z, T$ A! X: Y经历:Fooling around all the time ! `4 G0 m# B9 B: A4 `: S
曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific : Q6 U8 c$ d$ S7 {
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
4 J! E! ^6 H+ C9 i+ [+ _未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
; ?: @; h5 M: k; {8 d$ v希望待遇:Lesser workload the better
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发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46 | 显示全部楼层
简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈
发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11 | 显示全部楼层
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
) U6 b1 ?4 ^5 @# l& s电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
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, E6 S: ^" G  E9 ]9 i这两点不错呀~9 N. Z9 \% D" x+ }
发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50 | 显示全部楼层
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls , O% M& p8 t# S
這個好~
发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university / s2 b& a* T: h: Q; D5 `- m* Y
这个学历高啊
发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29 | 显示全部楼层
就象你咯~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02 | 显示全部楼层
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
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% V0 ~6 z3 t) d% \9 l1 Q8 f真正的求职目的~~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂。。。
发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39 | 显示全部楼层
慢慢看`~
发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50 | 显示全部楼层
小强翻译~
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