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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据.... % R# Z; \$ X: z. C! i; ^3 C: a
惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。 $ G8 B! B' @) g
- K3 D& L$ f% H9 l姓名:English or Chinese?
: ^& m* \9 ^) Z/ C3 i! C w: ^年龄:Confidential , l+ e# h+ |4 U' R; E+ T( F* R
身高:Not related to the job
3 _4 U8 e' P" l. V& G( j体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after
4 Q" F2 K# y9 L3 v- m7 |居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific 8 m: E+ H' T( U8 [0 w/ p% Z; F
电话:Ericsson
, N4 t& y* A% @) ^6 I: y/ m' D: _电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls / l2 c# f. m$ @' F
上班时间:the shorter the better
4 T9 X: d) U8 b! o应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
9 e9 w& v+ {3 ^- }- P学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university k8 W+ d8 S; q* }+ S9 K: s7 o
语言能力:fluent in bullshits & R) P3 [% R' p. O
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
, l( ^$ g5 a" o* c6 i0 A h生日:正月初七 6 x9 L! ^, o4 _( n! w) o
经历:Fooling around all the time
1 N4 J4 X) b4 e; ?曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific
; K' `! s5 N' t0 l; V已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
$ P% ^ a7 F7 l) P. t未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible 4 S# [1 [% e& K% l j1 O- W! G
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better 2 i8 G; J, h x6 z, h
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