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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... & q: z, B7 |/ H, _+ Q
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 * f3 ~7 v! G% v6 \5 n2 g H% S
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姓名：English or Chinese?
+ E. ]6 h# U6 U8 R& _年龄：Confidential - n/ @/ b+ }% t, ^. \; G( b
身高：Not related to the job
5 f: D( z) l% q3 x体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after # D* w- T4 R1 m8 A2 t
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific - s) g; X/ @* }
电话：Ericsson
) P$ \- h. C) Q( @, O- |7 ~电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
2 I+ G# c6 h) ^, ]上班时间：the shorter the better ; y- k, o% k( ~; \+ U
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls % `3 V. v H6 W& U+ F# o% A
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university 9 c* H. z! ]+ n5 N
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
# d* h- p- O; M7 x兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
5 L0 T1 E' P1 N生日：正月初七 . i5 Q8 n6 z& d ]3 N) z
经历：Fooling around all the time
/ V9 |! z' o/ V; y: r4 @曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific 7 |4 n: m0 y9 A' p6 Y9 q [
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
Z% Q" U7 E% E% o: d" G未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
1 _. I4 L, `; n- E+ G希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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