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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... 1 J# g' [% N% B; Q
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 # X( N; E" L; n! c% d3 z; F' f
) p' r; i* f% O. H; s3 i. E) p' t姓名：English or Chinese?
; b; ~: N2 q4 W年龄：Confidential
6 o$ [+ _5 p5 K. a& R4 D0 A身高：Not related to the job
2 K" i& J5 n+ h' l; q体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after + }: T4 |' Q& R
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
@8 R! Z# r$ Y7 d: @: }9 n' `电话：Ericsson
# l6 h. Z6 }& a1 }电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
+ A$ A U1 q( O6 O- S0 D7 T上班时间：the shorter the better 0 t5 v; d) D; m5 Y# p
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
* p z: z7 y! N* b学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
( M& Y) ~3 n% ?2 S) z) n语言能力：fluent in bullshits
+ b `4 C* o1 o) _- B兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping ' Y- s* q |/ k. e _
生日：正月初七 . H! C3 b) |0 D9 Y$ }
经历：Fooling around all the time 1 H* b7 x7 W5 ?* @
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific 4 G ?1 [7 _- H/ y, t+ A0 {; r4 Q
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
7 l. v3 h. t3 [* e0 J6 M" c未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
1 L! M# g# q7 J1 ~( w希望待遇：Lesser workload the better + B& @; {0 x$ c4 {5 x
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