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发表于 2003-7-4 00:29:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的数据.... + y/ F" p: n; ]7 Q  S; w
惟主管看到后,却当场泪流满面。
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姓名:English or Chinese? $ `% C5 Y7 I. o" d& L* F
年龄:Confidential
. K8 k$ p; L) H3 W& l身高:Not related to the job
0 ]6 B$ ^6 ]* @# u1 K8 V/ y体重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after
0 ~( R7 T' H$ q/ H$ S7 v$ d居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific   L" U5 |1 h8 Q9 P2 C
电话:Ericsson 7 R+ `, X( D/ o$ e# L9 f
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls & ^. {" }* W; w' ^5 [9 P
上班时间:the shorter the better
! a" C4 s& f8 q8 f: W应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
, \% N( v% `$ Q5 L0 l学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
! U1 `2 [. ~1 i6 |( j7 N# I语言能力:fluent in bullshits , E# m8 k' N4 ~2 m/ J4 ^5 b2 ~* t
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping 3 G1 J: R4 B" A2 l* c
生日:正月初七
) K+ v% {8 y; _) X4 j4 j经历:Fooling around all the time
4 c) Y. d; x& C! l曾任职位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific / M' l/ @3 o: |9 T
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
. Q5 }6 J& q% }' |6 ^3 @7 G未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible $ z% {/ K' ?7 ^: e
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better
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发表于 2003-7-4 02:38:46 | 显示全部楼层
简直是我的履历表。。。哈哈
发表于 2003-7-4 11:49:11 | 显示全部楼层
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping - U$ d& K2 o: s3 |0 I3 O- x
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls . p3 [7 y, z6 ~% t/ q# u3 t
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这两点不错呀~" q- r/ F1 u9 T% b* k& Q8 R: T
发表于 2003-7-4 15:15:50 | 显示全部楼层
应征职位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
  S7 ]/ d  w2 |4 ^4 `  j1 A. I( ]這個好~
发表于 2003-7-4 16:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
9 r  c2 h$ Q( ^- }. y0 S( T" t这个学历高啊
发表于 2003-7-4 19:21:29 | 显示全部楼层
就象你咯~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:19:02 | 显示全部楼层
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company+ s$ p7 h; k- B; B8 u4 o

$ ?9 n4 y; m& w& m; ]6 B真正的求职目的~~
发表于 2003-7-5 19:32:19 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂。。。
发表于 2003-7-5 20:00:39 | 显示全部楼层
慢慢看`~
发表于 2003-7-6 15:56:50 | 显示全部楼层
小强翻译~
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