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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据....
' X2 I+ p$ @+ H. C惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 ! \7 c. |# @8 K8 @# a
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姓名：English or Chinese? 4 Q. m' E0 M8 V+ y% v, o8 S7 S4 a6 L% [
年龄：Confidential
4 R8 f. J" } r! W3 M& L身高：Not related to the job
% @' J9 l0 ` t' b- T体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
7 H2 `8 N8 h. d- @' B居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific ; s; W& ]4 x; F6 d/ P
电话：Ericsson
0 v- ?) A& ]/ O7 E# E. L电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
( O: L, X: \" K: I3 x上班时间：the shorter the better
f5 K( `& |: o1 M7 Y. ]# M2 o4 G应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls ) n& j3 |7 C- _9 I
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university L1 y4 z, Q& N9 W" T, Z
语言能力：fluent in bullshits , D& I. V) ?7 [
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
: v. K4 q$ l% l C+ k3 S生日：正月初七
( {8 h( M t! g [4 P6 ~经历：Fooling around all the time / C& ^1 ?* y( Z
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
+ D2 @* O+ A& K% I已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company " a! r& b- G1 B2 U
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
8 _7 ~: Y+ R" |希望待遇：Lesser workload the better / K8 k6 C6 w! I1 u: M
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